August 27, 2014

Split, oh Split, you're beautiful (from a distance)


( Do click to enlarge )

Split, beautiful Split, visited by so many tourists every summer.
They fill the centre, the Riva, Diocletian's Palace, and all those tiny streets, but do they see Split's true beauty ?

Licking ice creams, eating pizza, drinking wine, taking pictures,
but do they really feel what Split is about.

I think just óne person, óne photographer saw Split at it's very best.
From Marijan, from a distance, and right on time !
As there and than Split showed its amazing beauty.
As Split in summer is nice, but it's much nicer, as you can see,
after a moment of rain.
And off season, there is more rain, so there are more perfect moments to see Split like on this picture.
And even much nicer Split is from a distance, from Split's green zone, 
that pine tree covered hill next to the town called Marijan. 

Lidija Lolic, one of the very best photographers in Split,
she knows her stuff, her moment, her art,
went to the very best location to take this picture.

Couple of days ago, a rain front was passing, with loads of rain, 
a burst of violent wind, and thunderstorms hitting the mountains around Split with impressive flashes.

And Lidija, clever Lidija, must have thought "Marijan !!!!!".
As that was, as you can see, the ultimate location to take
the ultimate picture of Split.
Bravo Lidija.

Living in our tiny village, well hidden from the crowds,
I love to go to Split, but óff season (if there is an óff season),
as than all Split is all mine (and yours).

PS.
As Lidija is a pro, all her work is protected, and not to be copied, shared or used without her permission.
Therefore I asked her if I could use it on my blog, so you could see Split the way she sees it, being the way I love to see it 
(....from a distance).
Need a true photographer, for whatever project, 
no doubt she delivers the very best result.
While you, I and most others, well uh....just take pictures, 
here's the link to her various work: www.lidija-photo.com



August 24, 2014

if a true cook and if interested, just write me




Another picture (see the previous blog post), this time however as a presentation,
worth to be served in a high end restaurant.
(Not for pizza bakers, not for grill chefs).

And however I am nót (repeat NÓT !!!) looking for a job or obligations,
I might try to teach a friend here to produce such delicious vegetables, a king's table worthy.

I simply wanted to prove there is so much more possible under the Dalmatian sun,
and like I said before, all of it without any artificial "help".
Pure eco, pure domaci (home grown), pure delicious ingredients for a fantastic salade, or as extra to a perfect dish.
Ánd.....a true joy for any professional chef.

If interested *), my email address is in the header of my blog.
So write me an email,
and we'll think of some growing plan for next season.

Enjoy Dalmatian summer, rich of delicious vegetables.

*) If, of course cooking in the Split region !

August 23, 2014

happiness is not for sale


Happiness is not for sale, at least not in most supermarkets.
Happiness grows in small gardens like mine.

Does that mean I am a true gardener, to be honest: not really :-)
But if you're not afraid of some (not even much) work,
putting seeds in the ground is véry rewarding.

Last year I was in Holland for a short while,
as we still have some things to take care of over there.
I keep those visits as shórt as possible,
as Holland is history, Svinisce our today and tomorrow.
To say it in other words, here I am happy, véry happy,
and there.............

Anyway, here in our hidden valley, the soil is very fertile and the climate extremely nice for some home grown vegetable experiments.
So, as I had to fill the gap between flying in and back, I visited a shop with thousands (!) of vegetable-, flower-and herb-seeds, so I spent a couple of hours in pure delight, emptying my wallet.

The result of all those different seeds can be seen on this picture,
and since you can just look at it,
I better explain to you the taste of it.
Yellow olive shaped tomatoes: sweet and mild,
red cherry tomatoes: sweet and juicy,
chocolate coloured smaller peppers (paprikas): extremely tasteful, firm structure, and mildly spicy.
And those two varieties of basil of six different sorts I grow:
an explosion of taste one can only experience when picked straight from the plant.


To make my point: GROW YOUR OWN !!!!!!
Even if you only have a balcony, or just a tiny garden, dó it !!!!
The result is simply great, and very rewarding.

And on top of that, since you (or I) are no professionals,
so if something fails, who cares.
We don't have contracts, do we, which force us to produce a lot and just in time, all of it perfectly shaped, and perfectly "healthy".
And...... "perfectly" withóut the taste you'll experience
once you start to harvest your very own results.
 As that is pure happiness, pure delight.


PS. 
I don't like to use pesticides, fertilizers, or any other artificial stuff.
Some plants need some manure or humus, that's all.
And of course some water if necessary and not even much. 
I can take the risk of some failures, and in the end I knów I can safely put it my mouth, straight from the plant.
Picked at the bést moment (and nót before), 
lovingly selected to become a nice dish.
Tasty, colourful, healthy and proudly shared with good friends.
With of course a glass of good local wine*).
*) Wine making is not my thing, that's for the true pro's here.
And we've got a lot of them, thank heaven.





August 20, 2014

the very best tip ever !!!



You know my blog pages,
most, if not all, related to beautiful Dalmatia.

As here we settled a couple of years ago, leaving Holland (the Netherlands), for a móst happy retired life in the móst beautiful part of Croatia.
And no doubt I will continue to share the real feeling of this part of paradise, especially about the not so well known delights.
This time however, I better share another secret with you.

I had a working life :-).
During those many years, I saw and used many software programs.
Many of them connected to the company I worked for, 
many because they seemed useful (but were not).

One however I purchased in 1996, on recommendation of a friend.
It's name: TIME and CHAOS.
Not the easiest decision (but that's life), as it was in English,
and being a Dutchman my native speech is.....

Never scared of a bit of struggle, I slowly managed to make it my very best tool ever.
As all of us know, time and chaos are like ying and yang,
always together, like me and my wife.
I created my part of CHAOS, so it was TIME for a change.
And never ever, not for one split second, I regretted my step.

And however not stuffed with client details (in every thinkable way) anymore, it's still a fantastic tool for whatever hobby I have.
(And that's a lot).

Today, for instance, I store every result of my gardening experiments, from a single potato I planted and recently harvested, to all those tomatoes, peppers, herbs and beans I try to produce and reproduce.
And eat of course, all of them strictly without pesticides or poisons.
(Why the hell do people still accept those things).

Anyway, áll my hobbies are well organised in what's today called Intellect, one of the great software programs Chaossoftware is providing ánd supporting.

So this time not a single word about Dalmatia, 
but three cheers for those guys.
In one word:
!!! FAAAAANTAAAASTIC !!!

So leave this page (and come back the next time),
and click to have a look here:
You wont regret it,
as it's cheaper than a delicious Dalmatian dinner for six !

August 15, 2014

is it a seagull, no it's an airplane !


Some things take a while in Croatia.
Some things even longer than necessary.
And some things even last decades.

But here they are, after móre than tén years of fighting bureaucracy in Croatia. 
The first plane of European Coastal Airlines has arrived in Split.
Congratulations, to both Dalmatia ánd the ECA-team.

I sometimes wonder why so little investors choose to start up a business in Dalmatia, 
with it's high unemployment rates, low wages and great potential.
Well, it seems old (socialist/communist) habits still rule.

Come on Croatia, member of the European Union, on a blessed logistic position, 
capable to serve as the main entrance to the entire Balkan (ánd Southern Europe).

Let's compare Split to Rotterdam for a moment.
Ok, you may say, there are some "minor" differences.
Well than, let me answer than: THINK BIG !!!
Rotterdam once started small, but clever politicians and inventive entrepreneurs máde it BIG.

Croatia, nowadays with excellent highways, many deep water ports like Split and Rijeka,
could and should take those paper walls down, obstructing so many initiatives.
Many great initiatives die out, sighing "problem, problem, problem".

My immediate answer (being a Dutchman) is: "than solve those problems".
In other words, I LOVE PROBLEMS !!!
Problems make me find solutions, always a learning process, result guaranteed.

Anyway, if it wasn't for those persistent people of ECA, you would still be waiting in cue at Jadrolinija,
to hop over to one of the hundreds of lovely islands.
Not anymore, hell nó.

As ECA is going to fly you over in no time, and even than their one way ticket is less than hundred kunas, which is 15 EURO's !!!! (depending of course on the destination).
Cheaper still is swimming from Split to let's say Hvar or Dubrovnik,
but times change, flying goes faster, and no cues involved.
And being the lazy bugger I turned out to be,
it's more comfortable, and your feet stay dry :-)

Éven when they land on water.
And that's a thing even a seagull cant say (if it could talk).

Click below for details:
MOJ GALEBE




August 13, 2014

freshest steaks éver (also at Zvizdan in Brzet Omis)



Going to butcher or supermarket to buy a truly fresh steak ?
This Russian driver thought otherwise.

Steaks from the freezer, nó way !
Wrapped in transparent polystyrene, forget it ! 
The guy wanted his steak as fresh as fresh can be, so............

......so it put an entire cow in his Lada.
One thing is absolutely sure, the best superfresh steaks are his.
Good thing he didn't put the cow in the driver's seat :-)
To see the video, click:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3NrMwM7jas

And should you not have a green Lada,
or hate cleaning your car afterwards, ánd if staying in or near Omis,
go to Restaurant Zvizdan *) in Brzet.
As their steaks are fresh and tender as usual,
and the location, diréct to the seaside is worth the short trip.

*) Leave Omis, direction Makarska, and after about one mile, turn right at the sign Brzet, 
and drive on till you see Zvizdan on your right.
Lovely place in the shade of pine trees, direct at the beach 
and with the most fantastic panorama of áll Omis.

See the post I wrote about our favourite place at:
zvizdan-brzet-omis a great place to eat, swim, enjoy.

Enjoy your steak, ánd the location !

August 10, 2014

dalmatian dangers


Are dangers typical for Dalmatia, the answer is nó !
Dangers are everywhere and always around.

Traffic accidents seem to be most common, but not the only ones.
Youtube is full of them, so if you like to see them, look there :-)

But it would be ignorant to not warn for some dangers.
And some of them are typical for Dalmatia.

Like I said, traffic is a true danger, even in sunny Dalmatia. 
Narrow roads, lots of summer traffic, a long trip under the sun, 
and many people walking to or from the many beaches,
especially in the evening that's something to be aware of.
So please drive carefully, as you don't want to be involved in accidents, especially not while on holidays.

Also when driving here, be aware of the amount of crossroads, tiny entrances, parking lots and tourists searching for one :-)
At ány moment a car may stop, leave or enter, so be aware, 
keep your distance and stay alert. 

Than suddenly, not usual in summer but it may occur, there is rain.
Yes rain, as during rain, roads get véry slippery !
Hot asphalt, oily residues combined with rain, makes "mayonnaise". 
And than you discover it's either a rock or a steep slope.

Some other, perhaps unexpected dangers and risks to be warned for:
1. sunburn, but anyone should know that.
Protect yourself and kids, as our sun can be pretty powerful.
Especially on the water, you get more than average of it.

2. lack of water during a hike in our rough nature.
For already five days, rescue teams are searching for a missing person on Biokovo.
She went for a hike, broke something, had a snakebite or worse, perhaps even fell into one of the many pits there,
but whatever the cause, she's still missing.
Lets hope those volunteers find her in time.
A. If going for a hike in rough terrain,
have twó litres of water per person.
B. Tell people what your detailed plan is,
and don't just go into unknown terrain.
C. Have a loaded cellphone, a whistle, a small mirror with you.
D. Start very early and stop before it's mid day.
E. Be well prepared, as this is true nature, rough, wild and beautiful.

3. uncommon insects
Even I still make mistakes when working on our land.
A tiny little fly (hard to see) bites and makes bíg infections.
Use repellent (DEET), and take some OTC anti-histamine crème with you, just in case you get an insect bite.

Also, less common, but something to be aware of,
are some tiny spiders, known as black widows.
Tiny, black with some red on their back, and pretty tricky.
If you see one be careful, or worse, in case of a bite, séé a doctor !  
(Most towns have a first aid, called "hitno pomoc").

To keep this list limited (snakes, falling rocks, to much alcohol),
just be aware, as dangers are all around us,
even or especially when on holidays.
As not only those white cliffs of Dover (GB) kill.

Be warned, be  aware, stay safe 
and enjoy our gorgeous part of  beautiful Croatia.





August 05, 2014

cellphone, mobitel and a "love story"

Could not resist to share this item with you.
Ok, it's hardly typical for Dalmatia (or is it), in a country where every driver only has one hand.
(And a second hand busy holding his/ her mobitel while driving.)

Recently, to continue, I saw a young couple in a restaurant, 
young and deeply in love with each other.
The well prepared delicious food was already on the table, 
the moonlight over the Adriatic as romantic as can be.
And each of them was busy, véry busy, with their cellphones !!!

Holy SHIT, is that what LG, Samsung and Nokia had in mind ?
Turn that thing OF for once in a while !!!!
Be social, polite, interested or deeply in love again some times.

! TURN IT OF !

The story below, click on each picture please, tells it all.
A hard working restaurant owner wondered why reviews turned bad over the years.
So he decided to see why, as he did nothing different, only better.
These three pictures tell it all.

 ! TURN THE DAMNED THING OF !
(At least once in a while.)




This story came from a restaurant in New York,
but it seems totally normal nowadays, anywhere and always.
Even in Dalmatia, éven when people are on holidays.
Even when surrounded by natural beauty, pristine nature and the summer sound of crickets.
Even when, enjoying some well deserved peace on a lovely beach.
No stress, no deadlines, no noise, no agenda: "dolce vita".
Life is fantastic, those two, three weeks, so:

!!! TURN IT OF, PLEASE !!!


August 03, 2014

Omis people apologize for trafficjam






Of course Omis loves every visiting tourist,
and of course the people of Omis like them to stay as long as possible
in this marvellous place between Adriatic Sea and Cetina River.
And tourists from many countries come and stay for a great holiday.

However, many people will remember Omis as the wórst trafficjam in Croatia.
As already for many years now, the centre of Omis is ONE BIG TRAFFICJAM.
And all of that because the responsible politicians seem to be born without ears, eyes (and brains ?).

Promises, promises, promises, a typical disease politicians seem to be suffering from.
With half a tunnel ready, as you can see when you look up, the next part is promised (again) to be ready somewhere in 2020.
(Or will it be another apartment with stunning view, overlooking the Cetina from above).

Anyway, yesterday the people of Omis went to the Magistrale (that coastal road from Split to Dubrovnik),
to apologise to all passing tourists waiting in the longest trafficjam in Dalmatia.

As Omis is a fantastic place to spend holidays, with a large Adriatic beach, the Cetina Canyon, impressive mountains,all of it blessed with a lot of sunshine (unless it's raining sometimes).

But sorry to say, the responsible people in Croatia, put a lót of money in promotion, folders, flyers, worldwide reclame and loads of attention, but................
they seem to forget all those visiting tourists get stuck in the worst ever yearly trafficjam.

For that reason the people of Omis went to the road, to apologise for the "inconvenience".
As people of Omis love to see you come and stay, but not in a trafficjam.

Let's hope the voters (yes dear politicians, they vote for responsible politicians),
finally get what they have been begging for, for so many years.
And keep in mind, between now and the promises for 2020, there are elections again.

So better beware of those Omis Pirates !



do like us, see those guys !!!!



It took us twó years to leave our hidden paradise for a visit to Split.
To be totally honest, I sometimes go, but only if I must buy something we don't have in Svinisce.
And as quick as possible I race back, neglecting all speed limits.

Yesterday however, the two of us left our hidden valley,
and boy did we enjoy it !
We check Total Split's information regularly,
but not being tourists nor city dwellers,
we only say "ah, look how much Split has to offer to visitors".
But we're no tourists, we live here, well hidden from the crowds,
the heat, noise and stress.
So why leave Svinisce, where life is simple and great.
Well, we were and are WRONG !

As yesterday evening we went to see, listen and enjoy
a unique group of musicians on a stunning location.

As in the garden of the Mestrovic Museum,
overlooking the Adriatic by night, there was a show/concert by the Sudar Percussion ensemble with Matej Mestrovic.
And to say it simple: it was a f#cking fantastic evening.

Started with a introducing documentary on wide screen
about the process of creation and recording,
the group entered the stage, grabbing us by the balls and not letting go till three extra's had been given.
And the music never stops, as we bought their CD,
originally packed in a tin can :-)

Will we go back to Split to get some more,
even if sweat is dripping down our back and lower,
héll we will !!

Not only next year, to see if Sudar is performing again, 
but more often, as in the museum garden all summer long
there is life music (twice a week).

If interested (and you should be !!).
have a look on the group's website or Youtube,
and see/listen/download/buy their music.

(Click here for all details.)

Artists:
Goran Gorse - vibraphone
Filp Mercep - marimba
Nicolas Sinkovic - xylophone, glockenspiel
Josip Blaskovic - bass
Luka Pesutic - drums
Matej Mestrovic - piano


PS.
Returning to our hidden valley, again we felt blessed, 
especially because our evening temperature is five degrees C. lower 
than the temperature at the coast.
(25 or 20 degrees Celsius does make a BIG difference).
And a cold beer tastes even better than, under a star sprinkled sky.
Zivali Sudar, zivali !




July 24, 2014

STOP NÓW



Our Adriatic Sea is thé reason why you and so many others 
choose to come to Dalmatia, every year again.
It's clear blue water, clean as clean can be, 
attracts people from all over the globe, year after year, 
and with hundreds of thousands, ever increasing.
To say it in other words, this is the véry best Croatia has to offer.

All you visitors fall in love with it, 
and each of you brings in money, loáds of money.
You and I are so to say: 
the chickens with the golden eggs.

And however I don't want to interfere with Croatian politics at áll,
this time I must speak out loud.

National politicians have the disastrous idea there is more money in drilling for oil; not somewhere far away, but between our Dalmatian islands.
More money, móre money..... how about all the money from tourism ?

The idea of drilling for mineral oil in this pristine sea environment is a bloody shame.
Daring to risk our sea is the biggest mistake éver.
As once the shit hits the fan, there is nó return.

So do please join the Clean Adriatic Sea Alliance, 
and STOP THIS DISASTER before it's to late.

Because you and I love Dalmatia for it's clean sea, 
nót for cheap fuel at the petrol station.
Our oil comes from trees, nót from the Adriatic.

There are other ways to keep our economy growing, 
there are other ways to harvest energy (lot's of sunshine), 
and there are other ways to fill the gap in the states' budget. 

Join the www.clean-adriatic.org 
before there is no turning back.

Enjoy your holidays at the most beautiful coast of Europe.
This year, next year, or any year in the future.

As an unspoiled Adriatic Sea is the véry bést gift, 
to ourselves ánd to the future !




July 21, 2014

Split without Salona: IMPOSSIBLE !


I like to be clear, sometimes even blunt :-).

However, if not being clear, you would miss this tip:
visiting Split without visiting Salona (today's Solin)
would be a terrible mistake.
As without Salona there wouldn't have been Split.

The old Romans knew how to pick their locations, 
and Salona is one of those unique spots.

Sun, soil, water, a perfect place to live near the Adriatic, 
well protected from invasive tribes, however that changed later on when the Slavs moved in.
For centuries however, the location was perfect,
a firm stronghold and a great place to relax from all the expeditions the Roman empire organised.
And relax they did, all those 50.000 ancient inhabitants.

Recently I received a newsletter from go Hvar at wordpress, 
with highly interesting information and a load of great pictures.

So once again, why bother if someone else does a better job,
I continue to pamper my crops, while you read the entire story at:

And I do hope you will visit Salona, as to understand why Split is Split,
you múst experience Salona.
The above mentioned link gives you a perfect idea.
And after reading it, you better see for yourself.

Promise ?
Great !


July 15, 2014

chase the donkey, thát's what you need to do !



Why bother writing my "no good for nothing" pages,
when there is a fár better option ?
Well, to be honest, I like to keep my English in shape, not easy for a Dutchman living in Dalmatia.
With a couple of languages in my head
(Dutch, English, German and a tiny bit of French),
and trying to increase my knowledge of Croatian
(svaki dan malo vise),
sometimes I get a headache flipping from one to another.

Than why not choose for Dutch or Croatian, you might ask,
the answer is plain simple,
my Croatian is very limited, and with only a few Dutch on the globe,
it makes sense to use English in stead.
That's why I use English, and with still a lot to share,
I'll continue to (try to) do so.

However, it's a painstaking process,
partially digging for what's still in my head,
sometimes with a bit of help from Google Translate.

However, if you prefer to read proper English,
and need detailed information about Dalmatia,
dó have look at: www.chasingthedonkey.com

It's written by a nice lady called Sarah Jane, originally from Australia,
but chasing her donkey, she settled in Dalmatia.
Again today I received her so called Weekly Update,
which made me think "why bother, she's better".

Will this mean the end of my blogging, héll nó,
but I want !! you !! to get the most out of your search for splendid information about Dalmatia,
and how to discover and enjoy it in the véry best way.

So go to www.chasingthedonkey.com as those pages are great,
but do come back here once in a while, 
as however not a frequent blogger,
I will continue to add stuff whenever I feel like it.
And as you may know, I never write about the regular touristic offer, 
and certainly not about fish-pick-nicks and such.
As when I feel like writing,
it's because I think something is worth sharing with you.
And as a result, you get to know Dalmacija better.
As thát's what drives me and my internet fellows.

Great job Sarah Jane, I envy you !





July 10, 2014

dive, dive, dive !

(Picture "stolen" from the internet).

Many if not most people visit Dalmatia because a swim in the Adriatic is great, after a bit of sun tanning.
And many if not all of them do not know what's below the surface.
Well than, let me share a recent story in the Dalmatian newspaper called Slobodna Dalmacija.

As this newspaper published about some stunning results from underwater archaeology, done in the neighbourhood of Zadar.

Here a team of professional archaeologists did an underwater survey, which evidence based showed the remains of ancient people,
dating back 3000 years, if not more.
And the results are breathtaking 
(which might be a problem for scuba divers :-).

  Not being an archaeologist myself, nor a diver, I truly was thrilled, also because an internet friend of me, called Alan Mandic, offered private funding and whatever extra help was needed.
Bravo Alan, you're the best !!!

Why am I so exited about it all, my answer is pretty simple:
ja volim Dalmacija (I love Dalmatia), with all it already has to offer, and all that is still unknown to so many visitors.
Much of it still hidden under soil or water, much however clearly visible, touchable to those who go a bit further than an obligate
fish pick nick or a (pleasant) boat trip up and down the Cetina river.

Oh boy, there is só much more to experience trúe Dalmatia. 
I (retired Dutchman living here now) simply need two lives (if not more) to get a proper view of all those amazing things around us.
As through history each and every occupant (or long stay visitor) left less or more traces, as this territory always was highly attractive, because of its climate, soil, and all it still offers today.
Fish, meat, vegetables, fruits, olives and grapes, a most attractive coastline, and áll that lies behind it.

Already wrote many little stories on my blog (check those pages), trying to convince you why I call this a God given paradise.

Anyway, if interested in all Dalmatia has to offer, beyónd the average offer, contact Alan Mandic and his team at Secret Dalmatia.com ,
as it's his pride and joy to reveal our secrets.
(No, don't ask me, I am retired, with zéro obligations).

And bare in mind, part of the money he charges you, he voluntarily donates to reveal some of all our hidden treasures.
As that's a job for other professionals, with or without compressed air.

If interested in underwater archaeology, check: http://icua.hr/en to dive into the Adriatic a bit deeper.
And if a landlubber like me, contact people like Alan, as he can guide you to many hidden secrets, in or out of the water.

Read the complete fantastic story Alan wrote at: secretdalmatia.wordpress .
It's worth leaving this page :-)

July 07, 2014

being dutch in dalmatia


Perhaps you haven´t noticed yet, but in Brasil there is a world championship going on.
So whát you may say.
!! Football !!

And however the Dalmatian people are known for being absolute Hajduk Split fans, specially in this region,
there is a category of fans that goes totally nuts these days.
The Dutch !

Maybe you still think ``shall I visit Holland or Dalmatia this year``, well, than better follow my advise !
Dón´t go to Holland, unless you love orange streets.

As where the Brazilians are yellow/green,  the Belgians like cooked lobsters, and the Argentinians white/blue,
it´s all nothing compared to entire Holland.
As Holland these days is suffering from an Orange Disease.

So if you want to see Holland in it´s normal colour (greyish pale blue with plenty of rain), better wait till our team either wins the world championship or gets kicked out.

Until than it´s better to decide for Dalmatia.
Green, blue and sunny as usual.

!! GO HOLLAND, GO GO GO !!

ps.
Thank heaven, Holland lost in a terrible match against the Argentinians.
And without being an expert on football items, I think Germany will be world champion.
May the best team win, as that's what they are !!!

June 30, 2014

central dalmatia, a love story



Being a very enthusiastic reader of Total Split 's pages,
today I was pleasantly surprised with a very charming video
about Central Dalmatia .

The video won a price on a festival in Azerbaijan, and however the music under it is a bit to sweet for me,
I couldn't agree more with it's contents, including all the denials.

As yes, once you've tasted Central Dalmatia, you fall in love with it.
No escape possible, it grabs you by the b*lls and doesn't let go.

How do I know this, the answer is simple:
it happened to us, reason why we now live here, till Kingdom come !

And for those who sometimes stumble over my minimalistic English,
we are Dutch as Dutch can be, 
but following our hearts we left Holland.

Some, if not many people think or say Holland is beautiful, 
including Rembrandt, Van Gogh, Amsterdam's red lights,
the Keukenhof and a couple more highlights.

Well folks, it may be, but nothing beats

So, with or without it's music, check this truly fine video, 
and plan your first visit.
(Which will be the first of a never ending love story.)

PS.
Couple of days ago, some Dutch people visited us.
They travel all over Croatia and various other countries professionally, and what they said to us is as true as true can be:
"This beats all". 
We know, we know, and now you know it too.




June 28, 2014

Cetina footpath

(click to enlarge)

How about:
a walk from Omis to let's say Restoran Kastil Slanica.
(About 30/45 minutes for lazy walkers like me).

A most impressive walk it is, following the Cetina into the Canyon.
Frogs shouting "kiss me, I am a prince",
ducks hiding in the marsh, boats passing.
And, fantastic panoramas, worth a thousand pictures.

This last section of the Cetina, before it enters the Adriatic Sea, 
is very relaxing and so does the river.
No more rapids, no more waterfalls, no rafts, slowly, slowly now.

Only óne thing is missing !
There ain't such a footpath at all.

Living nearby, every time I drive down from our hidden valley,
I see many visitors who risk their pants, taking a walk until they think enough is enough !
And they are right, as a walk along the Cetina's borders is tricky.

With hardly any space to walk or to do some physical exercise, 
and cars and buses passing all the time, 
it is almost surprising no serious accidents happened yet.

And thát while a pleasant footpath wouldn't cost a bloody fortune, 
with still plenty of rough material from drilling the new tunnel.
Rocks and gravel, that's all it takes to create this perfect addition to Omis's attractions.
Well, ok, with a couple of places to sit down, have a pick-nick or take some photos.

No doubt there a zillion laws and regulations, as this is Croatia, 
but give me óne good reason why such a footpath would damage the pristine nature of the Canyon of the Cetina River.

The river and it's canyon deserve to be seen, and you, my dear reader, visiting beautiful Omis, 
deserve a proper footpath, safely divided from passing traffic.

Until than, this walk still is most beautiful, but be careful please.
As medical care in Croatia is perfect, but better not need it :-).

Enjoy your holidays in Omis, worth a stay.


June 25, 2014

camping in dalmatia


Bad luck....
.... if you don't want to spend all your quality time at the Adriatic, 
on small or huge camp sites,
as camping in the Total of Inland Dalmatia is a mission impossible.

Still the officials, locally ánd nationwide don't understand "some" people like to put their shelter, camper or caravan at a small natural site where the crowds don't go.

Freedom seekers, nature lovers, all those people who like to scroll the beautiful inland, may still be a bit surprised, if not disappointed to discover it's impossible to find such camping locations.

Sad, bad, ignorant and I might even add stupid,
as the inland of Dalmatia has loads of opportunities
to create a small, green possibility.

To begin with, the entire length of the Cetina river is pure delight, where each and every farm, village or small town should be happy
to embrace the possibility.
Vrlika, Cetina, Sinj, Trilj, Grab, Blato na Cetina, Podgrade, Zadvardje, even Kucice, to mention a few, are perfectly fitting into the idea of promoting the Dalmatinska Zagora.
These are only some of the many charming places along all of the Cetina's 105 beautiful kilometers.

And there are mány more places, like Vrgorac, Imotski, Ricice and more, that would benefit from people finding their peace in this most quiet, natural Dalmatian region, just behínd the coast.
The name: Dalmatinska Zagora, or to say it in English:
Total Inland Dalmatia.
(click on this line to find out more).

Who would nót want to spend one or more nights (ánd days) in pristine nature, enjoying local products from local producers, butchers, bakeries, fishermen or farmers.

Let's hope, the decision makers finally understand that all those ridiculous laws and regulations may be sensible at the coast, but contra productive for the inland.
As in most modern European countries there are basic initiatives, offering a stay in nature or near a charming spot or village.

Not the complete package with swimming pool, restaurant, entertainment, bar and beach club, where you see and hear more of your neighbours than what's ten meters away, but basic, natural, simple spots.
With of course a minimal offer of fresh water, a basic toilet/washing place, and a véry basic offer of electricity.
Not less, but ábsolutely not more (as less still is more :-).

If you only see where we live, in our well hidden valley with friendly people and a stunningly beautiful panorama,
you get the picture behind this plea.

As here we live in a totally peaceful environment, silent, pristine, natural and peaceful paradise.
And before you run to our village, better choose for one of the possibilities that already exist within one hour's reach in entire Total Inland Dalmatia.
"Unfortunately" you'll have to camp at the coast (still fantastic).
And also from there, each and every trip into the inland is like discovering paradise.

But let's hope it will soon be:
 "DOBRO DOSLI u DALMATINSKA ZAGORA",
as it's truly worth a visit, for a day, but better for some more.
As thán you'll discover yourself ánd Dalmatia's hidden secrets.






omis, brzet, zvizdan, a fine place to: eat/drink/swim/relax/enjoy !


Want to know where we (as locals) go for a swim
and some friendly priced food ?
Ok, here's the tip:

Drive out of Omis, direction Makarska, and in a few of minutes (!), turn right at the sign Brzet.
Driving to this location is always a pain in the *ss, but accepting this minor problem brings you in a couple of minutes (!) to a most enjoyable secluded beach, terrace and restaurant.
The name of the place: Zvizdan (meaning star).

Not to crowded, which is a blessing in crowded Omis, the place is véry pleasant and easy going,
with a delicious terrace under pine trees and a móst fantastic panorama.
The sea there, as everywhere, is very clean,
and the bonus is in the fact that it takes ten (!) steps from the terrace into the waiting water.

It's our favorite spot, especially in the later afternoon, when the sun slowly sets behind Omis.
As than we like to refresh ourselves at Zvizdan with a cool drink (beer Paul B., béér), followed by a freshly prepared dinner, many times followed by another swim, this time under the stars.

Do not be surprised to see a couple of dolphins passing,
looking for some fresh fish too :-)
And you don't have to be a dolphin to have some fresh fish, as all dishes are super fresh, well prepared and very decently priced.

When returning, please be carefull when entering the coastal road towards Omis again.
The road you're leaving is in a slightly difficult angle, 
and not all drivers on the Magistrale are on holidays. 
(Especially some racing motor bikers with a clear death wish). 


PS.
If you don't have a car, ask at the tourist agency malimlin 
(opposite the big Studenac shopping centre, near camp Galeb), 
as they might just have a nice alternative available.


June 19, 2014

sunny dalmatia (also knows rain)


Dalmatia is known for it's perfect sunny weather.
Warm, in mid summer even hot, but hardly ever to hot.

Most of spring, summer and even autumn are blessed with sunny weather, but to keep nature green :-) we know rainy days as well, even in summer.

And for those "less sunny" moments I want to warn you, especially when driving your car or motor.
As during the dry days, the asphalt absorbs all those fumes and residues mechanic machines spit out.

And as they say it "what goes in, must come out"
and it does on rainy moments !
As thán especially the Magistrale, the coastal road from high up in the north  into the very south gets dangerously slippery.
And with dangerously I do mean DANGEROUSLY !!!

In general the entire coastal road is fantastic, with thousands of beautiful views and hundreds of villages and towns to stop for a coffee or a walk.

When however driving Croatia's most scenic road (eat your heart out Route 66), you must know:
1. you're not alone.
2. adjust your speed when entering a village.
3. álways keep distance.
4. pay attention to entering/leaving traffic from "hidden" roads.
5. watch out for speeding motorbikes and scooters.
6. and last but not least:
íf rain threatens to fall after a couple of sunny days, be aware, 
or better wait till it's dry again, 
as thán this fantastic road becomes slippery as hell !

If you ever experienced driving on ice (or mayonnaise :-)
you know what that means.
The oily residue makes the asphalt truly dangerous, and it's not unusual pebbles and even rocks come down from higher parts.
To cars it's already a real threat, to motorbikes a disaster to happen.

So enjoy this magnificent road, but take care,
as you don't want to end in hospital (or worse).

Even though Croatian hospitals offer perfect healthcare :-).